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savedbysoutherncharm:

The best life lesson.

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twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

(via sister-golden-hair)

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""Dollar whiskey, dollar scotch, dollar bourbon, dollar crotch!" -Louise"

— (via bobsburgersquotes)

I’ve been eyeing this evil eye necklace on bauble bar for about a year now and today it’s the buried bauble

wait and you shall receive, am I right?

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"I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me."

— Marc Maron (via heureun)

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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realitytvgifs:

LABOR DAY WEEKEND

realitytvgifs:

LABOR DAY WEEKEND

tocifer:

oh. mah. gawd. look at lord sausage.

(via inbetween-the-panels)

Tags: NO NOOOOO

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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"In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate."

— Toni Morrison  (via yesdarlingido)

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